I received more information regarding…

…the termination of the officers of Wal-mart. Apparently not only did they violate Wal-Mart's gratuity policy, and acted in a way unbecoming of such positions, they acquired the strippers south of the border and proceeded to bring them back across with them. Tsk Tsk Tsk. I think I'm gonna apply for Jim Haworth's job.

Sincerely,
Goliath